22 12 / 2012


EXCUSE YOU?!

LET ME SET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE AND SAY IT ISN’T HIM! THIS MAN YOU SEE IS GAYER THAN A UNICORN HAVING GAY SEX WITH A DOLPHIN ON A RAINBOW ON TOP OF EUROPE! THIS MAN DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO CONTROL HIS DICK! WHEN HE SAW ME, HE’D BE WALKING AROUND WITH A BONER ALL DAY CAUSE HE KNEW I WAS DAMN FINE! 

I WANTED THE “D”, NOT THE DOITSU OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU PEOPLE CALL HIM! BUT IF HE WANTED THIS FINE PIECE OF ASS, HE NEEDED TO PUT A RING ON IT! HE DIDN’T NEED TO BE TOLD TWICE TO PUT IT ON ME! 
I STRIPPED OFF EVERYTHING AND I MEAN EVERYTHING FOR ALL OF GOD AND HIM TO SEE AND WORSHIP! I LAID ON THE BED WAITING FOR HIM TO DO THE DEED AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE DID?! HE STOOD THERE AND ASKED WHERE IT GOES!  I STRIPPED DOWN TO MY BARE ASS TO A VIRGIN! A VIRGIN! ALL HE NEEDED TO DO WAS THIS!

AND HE COULDN’T DO THAT! IT HUNG THERE LIKE A DILDO! WE HAD TO GO AND FIND A 24 HOUR BOOKSTORE JUST SO HE COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT! ON MY DAMN WEDDING NIGHT! I SWEAR THERE HE JUST CRIED MORE THAN ACTUALLY GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS! THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS GROWN ASS MAN COULD CRY WHEN DOING IT!
BABE FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT AFTER THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES. HE CAN SPLIT ME LIKE WOOD ALL NIGHT LONG!

YOU TAKE YOUR NASTY ASS OUTTA HERE AND TELL YOUR HO THAT THIS BITCH IS MINE!

EXCUSE YOU?!

LET ME SET SOMETHING STRAIGHT HERE AND SAY IT ISN’T HIM! THIS MAN YOU SEE IS GAYER THAN A UNICORN HAVING GAY SEX WITH A DOLPHIN ON A RAINBOW ON TOP OF EUROPE! THIS MAN DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO CONTROL HIS DICK! WHEN HE SAW ME, HE’D BE WALKING AROUND WITH A BONER ALL DAY CAUSE HE KNEW I WAS DAMN FINE!

I WANTED THE “D”, NOT THE DOITSU OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU PEOPLE CALL HIM! BUT IF HE WANTED THIS FINE PIECE OF ASS, HE NEEDED TO PUT A RING ON IT! HE DIDN’T NEED TO BE TOLD TWICE TO PUT IT ON ME!

I STRIPPED OFF EVERYTHING AND I MEAN EVERYTHING FOR ALL OF GOD AND HIM TO SEE AND WORSHIP! I LAID ON THE BED WAITING FOR HIM TO DO THE DEED AND YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE DID?! HE STOOD THERE AND ASKED WHERE IT GOES!  I STRIPPED DOWN TO MY BARE ASS TO A VIRGIN! A VIRGIN! ALL HE NEEDED TO DO WAS THIS!

AND HE COULDN’T DO THAT! IT HUNG THERE LIKE A DILDO! WE HAD TO GO AND FIND A 24 HOUR BOOKSTORE JUST SO HE COULD FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO IT! ON MY DAMN WEDDING NIGHT! I SWEAR THERE HE JUST CRIED MORE THAN ACTUALLY GETTING DOWN TO BUSINESS! THERE IS NO WAY THAT THIS GROWN ASS MAN COULD CRY WHEN DOING IT!

BABE FINALLY GOT IT RIGHT AFTER THE FIRST COUPLE OF TIMES. HE CAN SPLIT ME LIKE WOOD ALL NIGHT LONG!

YOU TAKE YOUR NASTY ASS OUTTA HERE AND TELL YOUR HO THAT THIS BITCH IS MINE!

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